I get pretty boring writing about the same topics don’t I? Football, music, books, etcetera. Well, I continue with my passions and will try to enthuse you with a post on football. Being a pessimistic and negative person, I find faults and conspiracies easily where other people would be hard done by.
I am going to base this post on a certain club in the English Premier League whose fortunes have improved since the arrival of their not-so-new manager in 2006. Of course, the takeover of the club by an American businessman hasn’t hindered their progress either.
Disclaimer : This so-called conspiracy is only fanciful thinking on my behalf and is not, in any way, possible or feasible. Completely fictional, I assure you.
Now then, I’m talking about Aston Villa Football Club, based in Aston in Birmingham. Aston Villa have had a very eventful half-decade. A change in ownership has seen a takeover which has resulted in a change in the manager. The year was 2006 when Celtic managerial legend Martin O’Neill took over. Of course, Villa were in bad shape then, suffering from poor transfers and a habitual anchorage in the bottom half of the table.
Manager O’Neill took the bull by the horns and made widespread changes in the squad, leading to a hugely successful team high on confidence and talent, and having youth on their side. You might think, where IS the conspiracy in all this?
The conspiracy lies in the squad itself. Now isn’t it pretty suspicious that a Irish manager will go about looking for talented English players, paying highly inflated transfer fees to secure their services? Look at the squad and you will find an abundance of the best English talent. An Irish manager is inclined to buy players he knows better, a la Roy Keane, whose squad requirements either included being an ex-Manchester United player or of Irish origin. The current Aston Villa Squad contains ONLY 9 players of foreign origins out of a total of 29. Of course, I’m counting Scottish, Welsh or Irish as foreign. That, in itself, is not extremely suspicious.
Luke Young
Steve Sidwell
Gabriel Agbonlahor
Ashley Young
James Milner
Marlon Harewood
Curtis Davies
Zat Knight
Wayne Routledge
Nigel Reo-Coker
Nickey Shorey
All these players were bought during O’Neill’s reign. Just before O’Neill signed for Aston Villa, Michel Platini became the President of the UEFA. Soon after becoming President, he had declared that the English game was being destroyed by the surplus foreign talent setting the Premiership alight. He resolved to fix it by introducing limits on the number of foreign players in the starting line-up.
Though the idea hasn’t worked out as yet, there is still a lingering suspicion that, some day, Platini might have his way. This is where O’Neill’s surplus English talent comes in. The EPL has many clubs buying and rearing a lot of foreign talent, notably the Big Four. Arsenal, particularly, has only a few Englishmen in its entire squad, being a French team essentially. 😛 If and when this rule comes into execution, it will mean grossly inflated prices for English footballers. Though Aston Villa are in no way poor, extra cash ne’er harmed anyone, did it? British players will then find pride of place in the transfer market, having being ignored in recent times. If all this does happen, it will lead to a lot of acrimony between clubs, a lot of tapping-up of players (remember the incident involving Cashley?) and a lot of other negative points. The only club revelling in all this will be Aston Villa, holding some of the best English talent on the planet.
Decidedly, if all this buying of English players is unintentional, kudos to Aston Villa for encouraging the country’s best footballers.
And I repeat, all this is only a figment of my imagination.